The Adventures of Dhop545

Adele

Adele was my manager when I worked at SATC. She is a really amazing person. She is a Big Sister and always is trying to help the kids as much as she can.

She is a really good friend to and someone I can always go for advice. I wish we got to hang out outside of work more often because we always have fun.

Alex   A.K.A.   A-Hop

Alex has been around forever now. He was one of Nick Reeds crew when they were in high school. He dates Amber

We used to play poker together on a daily basis. Now he is a regular over and Mitch and Rick’s house.

Alex is a great guy. He is genuinely nice, funny, and entertaining to talk to.

Alex

Alex is one of Mitch’s friends that we have all been hanging out with recently. He is a really fun guy and if you ever want to party Alex will join you.

Alex has been dating Val for a little while now and they sort of come in a pair.

Alex Mapes

Alex is one of our poker buddies. We play disc golf with each other from time to time and he is a really laid back guy.

Alex is extremely potent. By just writing this, or by just you reading this, odds are one of us is pregnant.

Alice   A.K.A. Falice

Alice is Mitch’s dog. She loves me. She is super fast, deviously smart, and will never get tired ever.

Allan and Becka

Amber   A.K.A. Amber-Doo-Doo

Amber started hanging out with us through Alex. They are perfect for each other. They are a perfect miniature couple.

Amber has a great laugh. She makes you feel funny because she will laugh at anything you say. She and Meredeath have become close friends.

Amy

Andrea

Anthony

Ashlee Bull

Ashlee

Bri

Casey

Chelsea

Chris   A.K.A.   Wiibus

Chris is one of my roommates. We worked together at Round Table. He is a really nice guy.

We played Warcraft together every night for about three months. He runs his own guild and is kind of a big deal.

Christina

Desmond

Dustin

Eddie

Enyo

Enyo is Chris’s cat. She is super hyper and always attacks the other cats in the house. She also loves hiding under my bed.

Erica

Evo

Evo is Todd’s lizard. It was really small when we got him and now he is a beast. He has no fear. His name comes from evolution.

Gabe

Gabe works at one of the gyms I go to from time to time. We met him through Randy and Alex.

He looks like a big strong muscle man (and he is) but he is a really cool guy that is cool to talk to.

If I don’t know if I’m doing something right at the gym, or want a new circuit, Gabe always has some good advice.

Glen

Hallie

Ian Weir   A.K.A.   Mr. Weir, Ipizod

Ian is one of my closest friends. We met my freshman year in high school when I attended Bella Vista for a year.

Ian graduated from Cal with a degree is business or accounting or something boring… He is probably the all around smartest person I know.

We used to sleep over at each others house all the time and just talk about stupid stuff and play video games. That is still pretty much what we do…

Jared Darby

Joe

Jon

Jules

Kim Weir

Laryy

Lexus

Lexus is Todd’s cat. She is really jumpy but once she gets to know you she is a sweetheart.

Matt

Meghan

Meredeath

To be added later

Mitchell   A.K.A.   Mitch, Meotch08, The Mitchuation

Mitch is my brother. He is a pretty cool kid. We never really hung out much until after I went to college. Now I hang out with him and his friends all the time.

I love Mitch because he genuinely cares about people. He attracts great people and I know I can talk with him about anything.

He is a cocky asshole, but I love the kid.

Twitter.com/meotch08

Ms. Linda

Ms. Linda was my manager at SATC. She was a really amazing woman that could take care of anything. She is a foster mom and also

treats all the kids at the facility like they are hers. Ms. Linda is one of the strongest women I have ever met. I have no idea how she manages to take care

of so many people and do it with a smile. She is also a great singer and if we ever go out tries to sign me up for karaoke. It’s NOT gonna happen!

I love Ms. Linda because I know that years down the line if I was in trouble she would take care of me.

Nate

Nathan   A.K.A.   N-Wow

I met Nathan through Randy and Mitch. He is a really funny kid and I can tell he has a good heart. We have been working out together  a few times now and he seems to know what he’s doing.

His abs are ok….

Nathan

Nathan is another buddy that we play poker with. He often comes with Alex Mapes.

He is a quite a strange fellow but is very smart and very funny.

Neema

Nelly

Nick

Nick Comac

Nick Reed

Nick is Rick’s younger brother (Ya…Rick and Nick…we know…) We all ended up hanging out like five years ago.

Nick has amazing beat box skills and was even rejected on American Idol. He is really motivated and if you ever want to get drunk and talk philosophy you know who to call.

Nick Vincent   A.K.A.   Nicky V.

Nick is one of Mitch’s close friends and housemates. He was in the Navy for a few years and now that he is back he’s relaxing and partying a bit.

Nick loves to dance and I’m fairly sure his hips can move separately from his body. (Check out the rumored ‘Dance Party’ video on my Youtube)

Nurse Cheryl

Cheryl is one of the nurses at SATC. She is super small and I actually had to get on my knees to take this picture.

She is really funny and does not take any crap from the kids. I feel like I can talk to Cheryl about anything…

Plus she a nurse so like…. client/nurse confidentiality? Don’t tell anyone about this one thing Cheryl, it’s between us

Old Greg

Old Greg is Rick and Meredeath’s dog. They found him one day and when they called the owner they told them they could keep it. Sweet! Free dog!

Old Greg is pretty crappy. He shakes all the time and tried to bite me. He is nice to me about one out of ten times I see him.

Is is super attached to Rick and Meredeath so I can totally see why they love him.

Oma   A.K.A. Martha

Paula

Paula is the emancipation manager at SATC. She is like a mom to a lot of the kids that need services when they have no family to go to.

Me and her always talk about going on grand adventures and I’m sure that one day when I visit Hawaii Paula will be there getting in touch with her roots and enjoying the island.

Paula is always there for me when I need advice.

Peaches

Peter

Porsche

Porshe is Todd and Amy’s cat. She is great at staying just far enough away from you that you can’t pet her.

I’m fairly sure she is the most devious one of the bunch. She has even had a one week prison break where we could not find her. I’m glad she came back.

Raeann   A.K.A.   RMMMM

I have known Raeann forever. We really started hanging out more towards the end of high school and both ended up going to UCSC. Raeann is a smart girl that drives me crazy.

She is overly opinionated and pretty much always is wrong. But who else is suborn enough to argue with me. I think she has an ongoing feud with Mitch.

She got married to Steven last year and they always seem really happy whenever I see them.

Randy Radoni   A.K.A.   The Great Randito, Randy the Rat Radoni

Randy started hanging out with us through Mitch. He is a professional MMA fighter and stand up guy.

Randy will say some of the most outlandish funny stuff you have ever heard and he is inappropriate all the time.

Randy is a genuine friend. He will always be there for you and even if you are feeling a little down he will try his best to always talk to you and make you feel better.

Ray   A.K.A.   Dad

I came from his balls. I love my Dad. He always finds ways to hang out with me and Mitch. He loves fishing, disc golf, and my mom.

Rick Reed   A.K.A.   Rick Reed

Rick has been my closest friend for a while now. We have known each other for about ten years now. I submit that Rick is the smartest, dumbest, smartest person I know.

Amazing at common sense things, acts retarded sometimes, and freaky school smart. He has a biochemistry major from Davis and is a freakish studying robot.

He has been dating Meredeath forever now and they are most likely going to have babies. It serves them right.

Rick’s Traps

Rick is a freak. He does not ever exercise EVER, he eats fast food 90% of the time, he chain smokes, and he sweats from eating.

All that being said, rick has freakish traps (or uppercut muscles as he calls them). If Rick worked out he could quite possibly be the strongest man alive.

One time after wrestling at a party somebody said that he might be part dwarf. Not like the midget dwarf, like the buff little dwarfs from Lord of the Rings.

Roxy

Roxy is my dog that lives with my parents. She is really well trained and pretty much does whatever we tell her.

She loves my dad the most and freaks out if he goes too far from her. I could not ask for a better dog.

Scout

Shannon

Shannon is a girl I met on OkCupid. We dated for a brief moment until she remembered she was a girl and is inherently crappy.

She is really pleasant to hang out with when we do hang out. She is a huge dork and owes me a book!

Shaun

Snake

Snake is brand new. So much so that we don’t have a name for him/her yet. Todd owns it and its really nice cage/house.

Sondra   A.K.A.   Mom

My Mom is the sweetest lady. I love her so much. She is overbearing and overprotective and as much as I hate to say it, I wouldn’t have it other way.

She loves me more than Mitch. She also loves spending time outside and spending time with my Dad. (When she doesn’t want to kill him)

Stephenie   A.K.A.   Ste-Fine

Stephine is Taquito’s girlfriend. She has hung out with us for a few years now. She doesn’t talk very much, but once you get her going she is a real sweetheart.

Steve and Lea

Steven   A.K.A.   Mr. Raeann

I met Steven through Raeann. She dated him for a few years and later ended up marrying her. Steven is really good with computers and always helps me out when I need some help.

He is always good for a good laugh and a good link to a funny ass site on the inter webs. I’m glad Steven met Raeann. I think they are good for each other.

Steven

Taquito   A.K.A.   Derek, Canolli

Taquito started hanging out with me through Nick Reed. We all used to hang out in Rick and Nicks garage playing poker and ping pong. He has recently began training to me a mixed martial artist.

Taquito has been his name since birth and Stephenie is the only one that accidentally calls him Derek. He is mean, rude, and racist but I love him. Taquito has been strait edge for about a year now.

I actually respect Taquito a lot because he doesn’t do any drugs or drink, but will still go to every party with us and have fun.

Teddy

Teresa   A.K.A.   T-Pain

Teresa worked with me at Round Table. She has been connected to me through a few different friends for a while now so who knows when she will pop up.

Teresa is really nice and when she is in a good mood (about half the time) she loves to laugh at me acting like a dumb ass and making fun of her.

Tiger

Todd Darby

Trey   A.K.A.   Treylor Trash

Trey started hanging out with us through Nick Reed. He is the friend that we all love to make fun of even though we love him. I mean trey is a whiny mouse and we don’t even know why he hangs out with us.

Trey is down to go to any party. I have to admit, we used to hang out with him a lot more, but he drinks a little too much for his own good now.

Tyler

Tyler is one of my housemates in Todd and Amy’s house. He is probably one of the nicest guys I know. We worked together at Round Table where he liked to boss me around and I liked to be lazy.

Tyler is really creative. He likes acting and singing. He is always working on a short story, or a book, or blog or something. I’m sure he will go far some day.

Val

Val is Alex’s girlfriend. They have been dating for a while now and are kind of a package deal.

Val is really nice and she often puts up with the boys making fun of her and trying to check out her boobs.

Vivian

Waylon

We met Waylon through Randy. I have hung out with him a few times and he always seems like a nice guy. He doesn’t seem to be as bitter as the rest of the guys and that can be refreshing.